Morbid Phone Call

Alright listen up, genius. So, get this: depressed people are, like, super bummed out and might wanna off themselves, right? This joke is about a couple of sad sacks who are so down that they're fighting over who gets to end it all first. It's dark humor, which is funny 'cause it's messed up. You probably thought they were just being polite, huh? Bless your heart.