Short jokes

Short jokes

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"