2001

2001 Jokes

Terrorist

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

9/11

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Plane

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

9/11

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Among Us

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Day

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

September 11

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

9/11

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

9/11

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.