2001 jokes

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11