Short jokes
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.