Short jokes
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
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Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.