Short jokes
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.