Blond and iPhone

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is peak dumb. It's banking on the stereotype that blondes ain't the sharpest tools in the shed. The punchline? Total nonsense. "Krabby Patty jizz sandwich"? It's the kind of thing a toddler says when they're trying to be edgy. If you laughed, well, I got oceanfront property in Arizona to sell ya.