Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Shooting Jokes
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
