New Shooting Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."