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There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.