Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?š You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.
Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I donāt understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "whatās so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kidās head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parentās heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I donāt like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
fuck the school fuck it
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: Iām calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or Iām going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "Weāll scratch it, lady."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
