Sexuality Jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

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What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?

A: A beaver dam.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

Because it's male bonding.