Sexuality jokes
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Fucking Fruit!
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."