Sexuality jokes
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"