Sexuality jokes
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
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What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!