Sexuality jokes

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.