Sexuality jokes
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Memes
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."