Sexuality jokes
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.