My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Going to church, you don't think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don't think, you are straight.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
