It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
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A man walks into a bar
He had to have 13 stitches!!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your hole weak
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum "WHATS SHE LIKE" he asked the boy BIG COCKS AND VODKA" said the boy.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy "what's she like?'"
The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.