What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
Lesbian Vampire's Question
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You think this joke is about blood? Nah, it's about periods! The vampire, being a lesbian, is interested in... uh... the heterosexual woman's menstrual cycle, because, you know, vampires drink blood. And the lesbian thing? It's there to make it extra spicy for you simpletons.
Pussy
Gross