Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Jack and Jill's Surprise Encounter
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dunce. You think this joke is funny because it's a classic bait-and-switch. Jack thinks he's gonna get some sugar from Jill, but surprise! Jill's really Randy, and Jack gets a mouthful of something he wasn't expecting. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a little bit shocking, which tickles your primitive brain.
Anonymous
eat a dick you theif
Bozo
YUMMY PP
Anonymous
Anonymous, take some refresher english classes...its spelled "thief" you fv(#-t@r)