Jack and Jill's Surprise Encounter

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dunce. You think this joke is funny because it's a classic bait-and-switch. Jack thinks he's gonna get some sugar from Jill, but surprise! Jill's really Randy, and Jack gets a mouthful of something he wasn't expecting. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a little bit shocking, which tickles your primitive brain.

Comments (3)

Anonymous

3 years ago

eat a dick you theif

Bozo

2 years ago

YUMMY PP

Anonymous

2 years ago

Anonymous, take some refresher english classes...its spelled "thief" you fv(#-t@r)