Bad Hairline

The joke plays on the idea of a receding hairline being so severe that it's metaphorically straighter than someone who is gay. It uses exaggeration to create humor.

• Hairline
• Friend
• Sexuality
• Appearance
• Short jokes

• Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
• Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
• Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
• Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.