What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Okay, listen up, smarty pants! The joke plays on words. Roses on a "piano" sounds nice, right? But "tulips" sounds like "two lips" which goes on an "organ" (another name for a church instrument, but also slang for, well, you know, body parts). Get it? I knew you would, you're not THAT dumb.