Sexuality jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
gay fish.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.