Sexuality jokes
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. π
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
What is a gay personβs favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Memes
oh, does that mean he a pedo!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why canβt orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"