Sexuality jokes
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.