Sexuality jokes
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
Itβs the premium version of gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. π
Memes
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What is a gay personβs favorite book?
The dictionary.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why canβt orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Rock, paper, lesbians.