Sexuality Jokes

A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

The image shows two photos of a bed with stains on the sheets. The first photo shows a light-colored bed with brown stains in the middle. The second photo shows a darker bed with more spread-out brown stains. The text at the top of the image says, "Gay dudes be like 'I'm a squirter'".

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?

They've been rear-ended too many times.

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).