Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

School

    • My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

    "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

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    • Jacket

    • How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

    How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

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    • Penis

    • Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

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    • Sexuality memes

    Gay Man

    • What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

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    • Lesbian

    • What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

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    • Umbrella

    • "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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    • Blowjob

    • A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

    Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

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    • Brojob

    • Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

    Because it's male bonding.

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    • Surprise

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

    Because Jill's real name was Randy.