Sexuality jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

Because it's male bonding.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.

Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?

They've been rear-ended too many times.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Rock, paper, lesbians.