Sexuality jokes

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

Hi, I’m gay.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.