Sexuality jokes
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.