Sexuality jokes

JFK is definitely a bottom.

Where is an elephant’s penis?

On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.

The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.

Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.

After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."

Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.

Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."