Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Sexuality Jokes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
