Sexuality jokes
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?