What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Sex Jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Saw (DYM 69).
