Man and Chicken

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is what we call blue humor, which means it's a bit naughty. So, the dude crossed the road because his lil' guy was playing hide-and-seek in a chicken, which, last time I checked, ain't where it belongs! Considering that you find this funny, I'd say you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. No shame in that, just keep eating your crayons, it's good for you!