Sex jokes
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
Hmmm.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
I fucked your girl.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).