Sex jokes
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Memes
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
I fucked your girl.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Dick in my mouth.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).