Sex jokes
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Memes
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Dick in my mouth.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Me so horny! Me so horny!