Sex jokes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."