My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This dude is ragging on his wife 'cause she's packing some extra pounds. He says he rolled over twice after they did the deed and he was STILL on top of her. Like, she's so massive, she's basically a continent. You probably don't get it because you think a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.