My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Abortion Clinic Impatience
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is dark. Basically, this dummy's wife is mad because he slept with their daughter. But here's the punchline: he says it's not his fault he was too impatient to leave the abortion clinic. This implies he had sex with his wife while she was getting an abortion, resulting in the daughter. I can tell that you are laughing because you got this joke, right?
Anonymous
that is disgusting. not funny, man.
Ashley
You are gross.