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If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Do you see the toilet?

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

Look at my name and you'll see.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.