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If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Look at my name and you'll see.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Who do you see over there???