Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Titanic Shirt Stain
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark as heck. The person is saying that the red on Jessica's shirt is from where the Titanic, the ship that sank, hit her. Get it? 'Cause the Titanic hitting someone would, like, totally kill them and make them bleed a lot. You wouldn't get it, you are one of those people who thinks that 2+2=5.
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