When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
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You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Do you see the toilet?
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Look at my name and you'll see.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
