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Shooting

Anonymous

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed

Puns

Anonymous

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. – But if I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

End

Anonymous

What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends

Difference

A riddle joke

Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma’s home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?

Answer:16

Eating

Richard

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said “Oh no you"re not. You’re not, you’re going to eat me just like it says in the book!”

White

Someone

The only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.

Difference

Loves brand tires

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car you won’t find a 5.7l v8

Wife

Lolriz

Digga D, I’m a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can’t stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they’re saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain’t been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain’t got balls in her tongue thats dead

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