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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. – But if I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car you won’t find a 5.7l v8

The only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.