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What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Do you see the toilet?

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

What is yellow?

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.