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When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Do you see the toilet?

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Who do you see over there???

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.