Science jokes
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Stand? Wait. No.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.