Science jokes
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Memes
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.