There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Atom
Electron
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. ๐
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldnโt put it down!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
