Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Science Jokes
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
