There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
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Alright, listen up, you absolute cabbage. So, there's this "new bird disease" called "churpies," right? Get it? Churpies, like, chirping birds? And it's "untweetable" because birds tweet! Haha! You're so dumb you probably think birds are government drones, but I digress...