My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this chucklehead's science teacher was flapping her gums about natural selection, which is basically Darwin's way of saying "survival of the fittest", you with me so far? Then, she asks this genius to name the first dude to come up with the theory, and he says "Eric Harris". Why is that funny? Because Eric Harris was one of the Columbine shooters, and get this, he wore a shirt that said "Natural Selection." This joke plays on the dark humor of a school shooting and it makes you a terrible person for laughing. You should feel bad.