Weighed on the Richter Scale

  • My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The Richter scale measures the magnitude of earthquakes, not weight. Saying his wife is weighed on the Richter scale is a funny exaggeration of how fat she is. You probably thought that was real.

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