Science jokes
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.