What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Science Jokes
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
