Science jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.