Science jokes

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Why don't you fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.