Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
