Dribble jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?