Science jokes

NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

The earth is not round.

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How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.