Science jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
The sun is fire.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮