Science jokes
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Memes
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.