Uranus Circumference Measurement

  • How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

    By the rings around it.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke plays on the planet Uranus and the phrase "your anus." The rings around Uranus are used to measure its circumference, just like how a ring might fit, uh, somewhere else. You probably didn't know that Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and has a system of rings made of dark particles. And you thought it was just a funny name, huh?

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