Clone jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Humanity.