Science jokes
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
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I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
His face.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣