Science jokes
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
His face.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!