Science jokes
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
His face.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.