Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Science Jokes
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
His face.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
