Science jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.