Science jokes

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

How do you call an American bee?

USB.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

Why is the ocean blue?

A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."