Science jokes
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.