Science jokes
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.