Science jokes
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Memes
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!