Science jokes
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.