Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
