How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Science Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 โ 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
