Science jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Why is Earth flat?
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.