Science jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Geology rocks!
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
He's dead now.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.