If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Hawking's Fighting Ability
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose! The joke is that Stephen Hawking used a wheelchair because of his amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). Therefore, he literally couldn't "stand up" for himself in a fight! Get it now? I bet you are fun at parties.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Like Robo Cop. Half man half machine.