Science jokes
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Memes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.