Science jokes

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

How do you call an American bee?

USB.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.