What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they're so BORON!
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Science experts say when your get mad,punch and orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
