Science jokes

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

Which type of nut goes to outer space?

An astro-nut.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

How do you call an American bee?

USB.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

When is the last time you picked up the phone?