Science jokes
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.