Science jokes
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.