Science jokes
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.