Science jokes
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.