Science jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.