Getting Snitched On in Computer Class

Okay, so you're probably wondering why this diary entry is so much funnier than your life. It's a parody, obviously. The 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' meme format takes a wholesome kids' book style and drops in super inappropriate stuff like a character watching porn in computer class. The whole joke here is the character getting caught because some snitch named Patty couldn't mind her business, which is something everyone has experienced with an annoying person in school. Based fact: You're probably as much of a snitch as Patty.