Science jokes

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

Man, Uranus is so big!

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.