Science jokes

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Man, Uranus is so big!

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.