Science jokes

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Man, Uranus is so big!

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.