Science jokes
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Man, Uranus is so big!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."