Science jokes

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Man, Uranus is so big!

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.