Science jokes
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.