Science jokes

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Man, Uranus is so big!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.