What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Listen up, genius. The joke is a pun. It asks what a pedophile's favorite planet is, and the answer is "Uranus." Get it? Because it sounds like "your anus." I know explaining things to dummies like you is hard work. Fact: People who laugh at bad jokes are more likely to be gullible. So watch out for scams, you nimrod.