If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is, if someone looked like Stephen Hawking (who had a severe disability), they'd lose faith in God. Get it? It's like saying, "If I were dealt a bad hand, I'd be mad at the dealer," except the dealer is the big man upstairs. You probably think a CPU is what you drink coffee from, huh?
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