Science jokes
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.