Science jokes
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Who would you choose?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.