Science

Science jokes

Astronaut

Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?

Because they are always so distant. :-]

Memes

Blonde

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

Mama

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Feather

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

Psychologist

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.

Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Work

Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?

Because it was on strike.