What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
