Science jokes
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!