Science jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
He's dead.
Stand? Wait. No.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.