Science jokes
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.