Science jokes

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

How do you execute Stephen Hawking?

The electric wheelchair.

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

Mitosis!!!!!! >:)