Science jokes

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Mitosis!!!!!! >:)

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.