Science jokes
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.