Science jokes
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Memes
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
AP Chemistry.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL