Science jokes
Steven Hawking
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
gay people
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.