What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
AP Chemistry.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
