Science jokes
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
AP Chemistry.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!