Feather and a Depressed Boy

  • A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

    The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is dark. Like, midnight-in-a-coal-mine dark. It's saying the depressed boy offed himself (that's suicide, genius) by hanging himself with a rope. So, the feather hits the ground first 'cause the kid's dangling in the air. Get it? Probably not, since you thought this was funny. You're probably a blast at parties.

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